Blog Every Day in April Ahhhhh

I totally forgot about you, blog. Gee sorry.
Also I'm starting late on BEDA, just like every year, and I probably won't keep up with it. Just like every year.

Sssoooo my dad kinda died and I haven't had much time or willpower to tell you about it. Yeah well, it happened the day after Valentine's Day, so it ruined that day forever. I want to leave that behind and not tell you about it right now.

The word of the day is 'Schnubbort'.
I read that in a picture comment on the facebook page of a friend of mine and it cracked me up. It's slang-german for mustache, but whereas mustache sounds snobby and french, Schnubbort makes me imagine an old man calling his dog in the park.
"Heeere Schnubbort, come here!" or "Schnubbort? SIT!"

My mom had an accident on inline skates last sunday, which led to a big bandage on her knee and now she has to give herself thrombosis shots in her stomach, because she can't bend it either way. Walking causes her pain and since limping is hard, she found an even better method to move around. SHE MOONWALKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am serious, she's walking backwards, yelling "Look Marie, Michael Jackson would be so proud of me!"
My mother is a chunk of adorable brain matter and I love her a lot.

Cheers!